Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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