i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I love you.
Bad choice
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