I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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