I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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