remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think I sprained my soul last night
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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