Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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