There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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