that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my sisters under your porch take her home
where does the pee come out of this thing
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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