My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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Someone came in the potted fern
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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