Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Found your dick twin last night
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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