Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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