my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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