Capitaan dildo arrescate!
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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