I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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