I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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