Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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