If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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