I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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