awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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