He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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