Your favorite bartender is back from prision
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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