with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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