i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then my night got REAL pukey
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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