He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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