why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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