love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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