I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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