Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Someone shit on the floor
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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