laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We need to rekindle our bromance
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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