dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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