My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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