just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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