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  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:00am

    He's retarded. A perfect match!

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:00pm

    3:22 - Good Lord, you used a semicolon... and properly. It really is love.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:19am

    THANK YOU, 9:58. As if this site wasn't NSFW already, then I have creepy pictures of tweens with their shirts open.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:08am

    7:27...do people like you actually exist...?

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:36pm

    ^ and guys who go out with vapid hot chicks are....?

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:41am

    He's just a little punchy.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:59pm

    Is no one else bothered by the sentence structure here? I'm assuming that the boxer doesn't just have a daughter that particular night, but every night. It should read "tonight I may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter." I would not be friends with a person who writes so poorly even when intoxicated. Or, at least before posting them online, I would have the courtesy to correct my friend's mistakes if they didn't add to the humor of the text.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:40am

    hahaha whatta fuckin idiot, but hey @ least he's hot.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:27pm

    2:28 - You're correct. I probably would be friends with such a person if he/she had a good enough personality. But I would probably make an effort to make sure my grammatical skills rubbed off as part of the friendship. Good grammar is good for everyone, as can be seen in your having to read this text 5 times.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:02pm

    ha ha sounds like Victor Valimaki....

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:28am

    OMG Hows this for sentence structure and proper grammar??? look, misplaced capitals, 3 question marks ill even throw one of those srtnd wrds just to piss u off!! Get laid!!!!

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:40am

    Boxer. With a daughter. Does he have a tattoo on the side of his face?

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:41am

    I hate that "may or may not" shot. There's no mystery there idiot, why else would you be fuckin texting someone about it.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:25pm

    1:08 - I probably exist. In fact since I do have friends, and some of them are like me or have had the rub off effect to which I referred, there are probably a number of us out there. We just hang out at coffee shops more often than tfln message boards.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:42am

    i wanna fuck the flexfleece girl...

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:58am

    Sigh...thermochromatic guy...you're ugly. Stop uglying up my browser.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:29pm

    Uhm...all black ppl aren't dumb...shut up lol

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:29am

    This is proof that most chicks are dumb sluts.

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:22pm

    2:28/1:08/9:25 - Thanks; you made my day.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:18am

    10:19 i look extra creepy at work lookin at this site at work cause i trying switching tabs so no one sees im on TFLN so when they do, they prob think im lookin at some f'ed up weird shit

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:00am

    It's probably nothing to do with him being a boxer. He's probably just black.

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:31am

    watch out for 'roid rage....and a small penis

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:02am

    LMFAO!!! Great work 10:00 (2)!!!!

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:25pm

    1:59/ 7:27/ 3:25 - ok, the relationship is no longer love/hate. It's just love. I'm glad people like you exist.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:00pm

    and i also want to fuck the bow tie girl as well. and i guess i might as well fuck the chromatic girl as well... it can't be as bad as that chick i fucked from the band Hanson

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:30am

    hahahahaha! i love it!

  • 31 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:55am

    who needs intellectuality when you can base a relationship on fucking? If he starts talking just throw your boobs in his face to shut him up.

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:57pm

    What a terrible idea. Girls are so dumb sometimes.

  • 29 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:28pm

    1:59 - I have a love/hate relationship with you right now... I'm with you on the heinous sentence structure. Took me like 5 tries to read it properly. But I also think you're a bit over the top with your "I would not be friends with a person who writes so poorly even when intoxicated." blah blah blah.