We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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