Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Randomize
