Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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