where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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