she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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