ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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