It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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