I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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