Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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