Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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