i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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