so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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