its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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