Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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