omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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