At least make sure they are 18
Why
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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