Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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