fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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