So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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