Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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