perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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