I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
