For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
