Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
birth control should be required to get into college
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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